Ok so the Extraterrestrials are planning a little vacation....?

They load up the old spaceship, have the little alien kiddies go to the bathroom before they leave and head out on the long weekend vacation. They fly 12 million miles and they don't land in Disney World?? What's up with that why do they always land in some pig farmer in MS's field and squash his corn? There's got to be more interesting things for them to see and do wouldn't ya think?